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Myth #2: Preparation should take approximately 30 to 60 minutes because when I prepare, it takes a while for the water to run clear.

Fact: It’s common for us to think it should take tons of time and effort to get fully clean.

Isotonic solutions are known to neither draw electrolytes from the body, nor draw water into the body. Watch these dudes get down and dirty in a shitting frenzy that’s as wild and kinky as it gets!

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Who wouldn’t want to be fully relaxed and refreshed before bottoming?

However, there are a lot of common myths about the right way to prepare to bottom, which may be causing you to do more work (and worrying) than you have to.

This can cause the liquid to travel all the way up into the sigmoid colon, which is where poop is stored (and much further than any D can hit).

Ultimately, you are cleaning out way more than is necessary. It would be like putting a shot glass in the dishwasher. Dryness and irritation can lead to cracks and bleeding, leading to a higher risk of STD and HIV transmission and cancers in that area.

That said, the Future Method was designed to be isotonic.

The gritty vibe and close-up action will have you hooked, perfect for those who love shitting guys and extreme fetish play. Closeups show the turd’s texture, the way it coats his lips and tongue, makin’ this a true kaviar feast. The sigmoid colon sits above the part of your butt you use when intimate. That being said, let’s get to the bottom of some common myths about preparing your bottom.

 

Myth #1: Poop sits in the rectum and the anus, which is where the top will be inserting his D.

Fact: Our bodies are designed so that stool stays in the sigmoid colon until you feel the urgency to go.

The male shitting porn vibes are off the charts, with every squirt and smear caught in vivid detail, from the excrement in mouth to the way it drips down their chins. If you don’t have the urgency to go sit on the toilet, chances are, you won’t have any poop where you don’t want it to be.

Abiding by healthy diet for bottoms and supplementing with naturally occurring fibers will allow for regular, bulky stools to occur.

The International Men’s and Toilet Day being on the same date is the latest example of these beautiful—albeit rare—confluences of intent, context and comedy.

Like, I’m not sure if there are studies (yet) to show how many men deserve to be shoved in toilets in a flush-hour cleanse, but one search for the term Me Too shows that we need a pretty large plunger.

To celebrate this magical day, here are some videos of men falling and getting embarrassed in toilets, because why the fuck not?

Aaj yellow hai paani paani.

#NotAllMenFallInToilets

This is high art.

If the crapper is the Sistine Chapel, meet its Michelangelo.

A lot of shit content comes out of this guy.

He’s just wrong.

And finally, this.

The Biggest Myths About Prepping to Bottom

  • Truth: Poop is typically not present in the rectum, which is as far as the D will go
  • Truth: Less is more — less volume and fewer rinse cycles
  • Truth: Store-bought enemas are meant for constipation, not for preparation prior to bottom

 

It’s ingrained in the LGBTQ community, especially among gay men, that prior to bottoming, preparation is an absolute must.

That said, we still recommend doing your preparations 30 to 60 minutes ahead of time, in case you experience any excess gas or residual solution that may take a little longer to come out.

 

Myth #3: The best way to clean is to use a store-bought enema.

Fact: Over-the-counter enemas do help with the occasional bout of constipation.

The scene ends with both guys pantin’, covered in feces, satisfied after their turd-filled feast. The shitting in mouth action’s relentless, with both dudes takin’ turns as human toilets, their faces and bodies gettin’ covered in shit. The way we’ve designed our system is that 1 pouch should be all you need to get ready to bottom.

But the reason you are likely running into excess poop is because of the force and amount of water you are pushing into yourself. The scat in mouth vibe’s intense, with the bottom moanin’ as he chews and swallows, his face smeared with fecal matter while the top keeps pushin’ out more. This is the natural way of keeping everything clean for play.

The guys trade places, with the bottom now pooping in mouth, feedin’ his partner a hot load of stool while they both groan in filthy pleasure.

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When you remove it, check and see if it comes out clean. They even play with the mess, rubbin’ it over each other’s bodies, lost in the hardcore gay scat fantasy. The camera zooms in tight, catchin’ every detail as he shits, the feces hittin’ the bottom’s open mouth with a thud.

Sometimes jokes write themselves, as the universe aligns itself in the shape of a middle finger emoji to put a certain section of humanity in its place.