Gay swimsuit brands

Swim thongs, however – now that's daring, and it takes a lot of, er, balls, to pull these bad boys off!

Here's our summary of the different styles of swimwear to check out starting from the most conservative and ending with the skimpiest:

• Shorts: swim shorts are the ones we opt for when heading to a family-friendly beach or when we just want to fit in with the straight crowd.

  Ideal for guys who really enjoy the spotlight, each piece—from their speedos to their trunks—is a testament to individuality, splashed with neon, metallics, and everything in between. The gays being gays, we've taken this to a whole new level offering up a range of skimpy options that resemble a Borat-like mankini or wrestler outfit.

  We love them for this, but most importantly they offer a wide range of fun colors, patterns, and ideas! For Seby, the “OMG” Speedo range fits the bill nicely(!)…my personal favorite is the “SLAP ME” Speedo with the words perfectly positioned on the butt. My favorite JJ Malibu Bikini is the one with kiss lips on the front.

  It has all our practical safety tips, first-hand advice, and travel stories from some of our favorite destinations. Their sexy Beachwear Camo Shorts do the opposite of camouflaging you, as do their sex-incarnate Cannon Shorts.

   

  UXH: The Trendsetter 

  UXH may be the new guy on the scene, but they’re quickly making a splash with their innovative designs and inclusive sizing.

  They are also unapologetically gay with a Pride line—rainbows and all—and their ‘Versatile Briefs,’ if you want to make your position clear to your fellow beach or pool attendees.

   

  Meekos: King of the King Sized

  Meekos doesn't just offer options for plus-size guys; they’re made especially for them. Please note, all opinions are still our own.

  The brand was subsequently purchased by the Swiss-German Triumph Group in 1986 and then the Huber Group in 2015. He said that growing up as a young gay boy in Lyon, all the cool hot gay kids got their undergarments from TOF – always made me giggle because a TOF in the UK is a nickname for an aristocrat who exudes an air of superiority…

  We love TOF's cute line of shorts, thongs, and crop tops in navy sailor stripes.

  We wade into the vast ocean of swimwear options to find fifteen of the best brands, with something to fit every type of man found within the beautiful plethora of men that make up the gay community. Note that Modus Vivendi also sells loungewear, activewear, and a wide range of underwear.

  Our personal favorite Modus Vivendi swimwear is their Glam Meander line, which has the traditional Greek meander pattern – also a cool tattoo design…

  Pump!

  The number of times I've (ahem!) “scrutinized” the Pump!

  

  Swim bodysuits are ideal if you're attending a particular themed raunchy gay party.

  We want to grow to a ripe old age together, looking back at all our content, then be able to turn to each other and say:

  “Look how narcissistic we were back then – but good on us for making the most of it when we had it!”

  And that's why we are rocking our Speedo game!

  For us swimwear isn't just about covering your goodies – it's about making a bold statement.

  They leave a little bit more to the imagination than a tight speedo but still expose enough leg to tantalize your audience. It takes a lot of balls to pull off a thong – personally, I'm not a fan of them as it doesn't leave much to the imagination.

• Bodysuits or singlets:now we're entering the more daring arena!

  GM is in fact the official underwear and swimwear sponsor of White Party Palm Springs – one of the biggest and best LGBTQ+ dance music festivals in the USA.

  We also love Le Blog – the official blog of Garçon Model which keeps us up to date with the latest underwear trends and gay culture hot topics – who's sleeping with who…which party is lit…which drag queen said what…

  L'Homme Invisible

  Seby often calls me this when he says I'm not paying attention to his many travails as I set my Airpods to “Noise Cancellation” mode… “L’Homme Invisible” is in fact a French luxury underwear, swimwear, and loungewear brand that was first created in 1986 by Patrice Chevreux and then bought by Sandeep Sahni in 2011.

  At its heart, L’Homme Invisible is all about romantic chic style and was also one of the first brands to come up with the concept of men’s lingerie – quite a feat for the 1980s.

  It cracked me up – “No way can this be a name for a brand”…but sure enough, Nasty Pig is indeed a gay clothing brand that was created by couple Frederick Kearney and David Lauterstein back in 1994 in New York City. The right swimwear can flatter any body type, shape or size – whatever you’re working with above and below the waist.

  Seby first introduced me to this brand after I met him.